Thursday, February 17, 2011

how to kill your enemy without any clues???

my own script in killing a person...

creativity in killing your enemy without any clue...

this scene is dedicated to young director ravi babu(anasuya fame)...

Aim:

u need to kill a person without any one's help:

Procedure:

1.Goto police station and raise complaint that your car was robbed...(give right information)

2.take the time of FIR...

3.goto a medical shop....buy surgerical gloves...

4.goto super bazar buy 25kgs mirichi powder and place it in your car...

5.make your enemy to travel in a highway which is less in traffic and people...

6.put your gloves and spread the chilli powder in your car, make sure that no one is following you or coming towards you at the time of accident...

7.hit your enemy with car at maximum speed...he should die at spot itself...

8.leave the car there itself...and make a move from there...

Result:

Task is completed successfully...

no clues....

lets move to interogation:

1.who's car is this?.... it is yours...

2.who driven the car?... dont know...becoz it is stolen... and time of fir is proof

3.finger prints?... no prints... since gloves were on....

4.dog squad?... cant find... bcoz dogs cannot suspect the exact smell of the person when chilli powder is spreaded in car...

precautions:

1.dont put the bills of gloves and chilli powder in car...

2.dont use the car without gloves...

3.be bold in raising the complaint and facing the police

advantages:

1.car amount can be claimed thru insurance... :P

make fun:

1.police asks for "who may u suspect in stealing your car?"... tell your closest pal's name who makes fun of you all the time... he will have good experience and may never make fun of you again in future


romance in puri jagannath's movie... "script only" :)

this column is should be viewed under parental control only...

actually puri jagannath movies lo common points konni vuntai...

couple of them are:

1.hero ki self confidence ekkuva..(eg:idiot, ek niranjan, 143...)

2.ammai traditionality ki konchem dooram ga vuntundi(eg: rakshita in sivamani,idiot etc..)

ilanti common points lo puri nannu avahinchi dialogs rasthe ela vuntayo choodandi...

*****these conversations are not for children, adults just enjoy*****

Conversation - 1 :

(hero and heroine are sitting in a lonely place, hero wants to kiss heroine... so see how is asking his girl friend and how heroine reacts in puri's style, and the conversation goes like this...)

chanti: suchieeee...

suchi: entra...?

chanti: em ledu...

suchi: mari enduku pilichav...

chanti: vurike panileka....

(silence for two mins...)

chanti: suchieeee...

suchi: entra...?

chanti: ante... adi.. adi...

suchi: champakura ento cheppu...

chanti: em ledu vurikee... :)

(silence for two more mins...)

chanti: suchieee...

suchi: entra ne gola...

chanti: coffee thagudama...vedi vedi ga...

suchi: mitta madhyahnam... yendalo... coffee... ye vuru ra meedi?

chanti: :(

(silence for few more mins)

chanti: suchieeeeeeeeee////

suchi: orey ento cheppu ledante vellipotha...

chanti: ante... adi... adi... okati kavali...

(already papa ki ardamaindi... but... adiginchukovali kada...so... jeevinchesthundi choodandi...)

suchi: entra em kavali...

chanti: ade...

suchi: yedi???

chanti: ade suchi...thiyaga vuntundi... adi....

suchi: sugar aa? me intlo leda?

chanti: adi kaadu suchi...

suchi: mari enti ra?

chanti: oka...oka...

suchi: enti oka oka?

chanti: oka muddu kavali... baboi...

suchi: ila matladithe nenu vellipothanu...

chanti: vaddulemma... vaddule... vundu...

suchi: :)

(oka gantalo oka 50 sarlu adigi adigi chiraku ekkinchadu mana hero...)

after one hour...

chanti: suchieeee....

(heroine ki manta nashalaniki ekkindi...)

suchi: enti bey?

(puri's heroine kada...alane react avvuddi... feel the situation)

chanti: enti bey na?

suchi: avunu bey enti?

chanti: emundi emi ledu le...

suchi: :)

(inko 15 mins lo ten times adigesadu manodu...)

after 15 mins...

chanti: suchieeee...

suchi: champakura... ento cheppu...

chanti: okaaa....

suchi: oka?

chanti: okaaa...

suchi: oka?

chanti: oka muddu kavali...

suchi: orey anni sarlu adige badulu... gattiga lagesukoni okasari petti vadileyochu kada.... anni sarlu addukuntavenduku...

chanti: !@#$%^&*()_+

"puri heroine's ila vuntaranamaata... "

malli pudithe ne kosame...


malli pudithe ne kosame...
kallu choosi manasu nindinattu...
navvu choosi sirulu ponginattu...
chala full filled ga vundi e feeling...
wait cheyatam lo bore anipinchatam ledu...kallu kayalu kaasthunna
msg inka vellane ledu... reply kosam choosthunna...
dooramga jarigi oka nimisham avvaledu..
venudirigi malli choosthunna...
aa kalla kosame...
aa navvu kosame...
manasu nindataniki e navvu chalu...
sadinchanu ani cheppukotaniki aa oora choopu chalu...
navvula pravaham lo kottuku povataniki...
ne choopula vanallo thadichipovataniki...
malli pudithe ne kosame...

copy cats can copy this... :-)
all rights are not reserved...
enjoy...

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

my tastes

hello friends...u can find my tastes here....

my fav...

heroes : prince 'mahesh babu' and young rebel 'prabhas'

food : biryani

soft drink : thums up

hard drink : they dont like me and doesn't come for me..so how can i drink...?!?

colors : actually i dont like colors when they are single...but i like the combinations of red&black, green& white

holiday : kerala...."munnar"

site seeing : hyderabad....

bike : hero honda 'cbz'

ice cream : butter-scotch...

friends : cant stick to one or few...i have many........

sport : cricket

work : ad making

hobbies : music...playing cricket...orkutting...

numbers : no belief in no.s.........